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10 Fun Things For The Gays To Know For The Houston BBQ Cook-Off This Weekend!

HOUSTONMARCH 2 —As every Houstonian that owns a television or any kind of social media knows, rodeo season is upon us. The trail rides are rolling into Houston’s Memorial Park and a temporary tent city has been built in the parking lot of NRG stadium. Welcome to Houston, home of the world’s largest barbecue cook-off hosted by The Houston livestock show and rodeo.

But if you’ve never been to World Champion Barbecue Cook-off there are a couple of things you need to be aware of. Since that ‘gay cowboy’ movie certain phrases shouldn’t be said. “I’m gonna pump you full of lead,” is an absolute no. “You stay here while I sneak around from behind,” is also one to stay clear of. But most of all “saddle sore,” shouldn’t be spoken.

We’ve compiled a list of ten things you were going to see this weekend. Lets mount up and get our boots on!

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Rodeo Season
A Time For The Gays To Put
On Their 'Cowboy' Costumes

10

Port-A-Pot
Village

9.

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Cardio Girl!
All The Walking!

8.

There Is No Parking!
Take Uber!

7.

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Yassssss!
Drunk Cowgirls.

6.

Rodeo King!
And Bar Queen!!!

5.

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Makes You Hungry !
Aromas Cologne!

4.

The Bull Is Not Your
FRIEND!!!!

3.

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Bottomless
Does Not Mean
Bottomless

2.

The Pig Races
Are Not A
Fetish

#1.

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