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Here are 9 incredibly funny things you might find in and around Montrose before and after Hurricane Harvey.

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#1 – Eating Things Found In The Flood Water- Tempting!
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#2 – Using old condoms for ponchos for protection.
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# 3. – River rafting with your best lesbian friends
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#4. – Drag Queen transportation. The show must go on!
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#5. – Flooded out bars and clubs. Secrets are exposed when they start to float.
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#6. – God Save The Queen!
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#7. – Using old lube bottles to build a raft. 
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#8. – Always be PrEP and ready for storms.
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#9. – Save The Pussy At All Cost!
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