The Buzz Is Everywhere For The Grand Re-re-re-Opening Of Houston’s Most Famous And Notorious Nightclub!
Gossip mania has engulfed social media feeds lately with the buzz of Rich’s Houston returning to the LGBTQ+ nightlife scene. The ever-growing list of bartenders and staff announcing their departures from bars in Montrose seems to expand hourly! To be honest, there hasn’t been this much gossip, rumors, and tea since the opening of F Bar Houston five or eight years ago.
Mum is the word from team leaders at Rich’s, but as speculation grows, and gossip leaks out of the Midtown club, we have been able to compile a list of ‘possible’ staff members that ‘could’ be filling key positions at Rich’s when they open.
Our sources have been hard at work, and this is what they have found. Please enjoy!
4. Mattress Mac – ‘Queen of the Matress’
We are not sure about ‘Saving You Money’ this time around, but we have been told the Queen of Mattresses will be providing some great comfort in the all-new Rich’s. Its going to be delivered the same day, with no back order slips.
3. Robert Durst – ‘Drag Consultant’
We’ve been cautioned that Mr. Durst will be heavily watched at all times. Mr Durst will reportedly be head of the ‘Drag Division’ of Rich’s. His employment contract does forbid him to ever have black ‘trash bags’ on him.
2. Marvin Zindler – ‘Anti-Slime Task Force’
As reported in the past, Rich’s can be a slimy place to be, and we are not talking about the ice. But with new management and owners, only one can hire the best in the ‘Slime’ business.
1. Eagle Houston – ‘Fire Prevention’
Good Ole Smokey is always watching. To keep the all-new Rich’s safe from forest fires. Our sources tell us some of the former employees of Houston’s Eagle Bar will join up to create a ‘Fire Prevention Taskforce.’